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[13 Sep 2025|08:32pm] |
died 31 october 2037.
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[20 Jul 2011|05:33am] |
FILTERED TO ALL MENTORS, ROBIN, KRYSTA, EVIE, CASPER, HYEWON, AND THE GYM GROUP.My friends, colleagues, and superiors, I write to you this morning to inform you that I have had a vision. I must clarify: I have had many visions. Those occupying the gymnasium will know that I have fainted frequently, and I give you my sincere thanks for protecting me when I am incapacitated. These have only been fragments, however, of injuries to come, of menaces I have not been able to distinguish despite many efforts to push the visions farther. Until this time. I have seen the vision in its whole, and I believe it to be gravely important that I notify you all of what I have Seen:
Attackers--or, I am getting ahead of myself. Rather, one soldier. He is motionless with death. But he begins to fade, slow at first, although time is very difficult to understand in the future, while it is happening it may be slow but in reality it is swift as a falcon's descent--but he does fade, into some ethereal smoke as black as thickest tar or darkest night sky. His features coalesce into this intangible mist, and I sink ever further into the depths of the cloud. Then, he reforms. The smoke billows in the shape of a man's body, as if being painted on the air by God's delicate brush. He becomes corporeal in less than blink's span, reforming from the smoke that took him. He is not alone. His brethren, his identicals, surround him. I soar backwards as if being pulled away: I see the army, and they march as one, as one body, as one man, to the quadrangle. I wake.
I apologize for my apparent silence on the networks. It has not been easy for me to take lives, though I am sure the carnage weighs heavily on the shoulders of others as well. I take this time to assure you of my safety, health and general vitality of body, if not of spirit or mind. I hope that you are all in the same physical condition as myself, and continue to be safe and fight bravely. I love each and every one of you.
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[05 May 2011|12:00pm] |
[pretend this was posted yesterday!]
I APOLOGISE IF MY COLLAPSE HAS FRIGHTENED SOME OF YOU. HOWEVER, I MUST WARN YOU ALL THAT SOMETHING MUCH WORSE IS COMING: A KRAKEN OF THE DEEP!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHEN THE BEAST SHALL SHOW ITSELF, BUT I HAVE SEEN IT LURKING BELOW THE SURFACE, I HAVE SEEN IT RISE ABOVE THE WATER!!!!!!!
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[16 Apr 2011|09:56am] |
GOOD MORROW, SCHOLARS OF CAMULUS! IT IS MY GREATEST PLEASURE TO CONGRATULATE EVERY ONE OF YOU ON A MAGNIFICENT DISPLAY OF COURAGE AND SKILL!!! IT IS MY HOPE THAT EACH OF YOU TAKES PRIDE IN YOUR SCORE REGARDLESS OF ITS STATURE AMONG THE OTHERS, AS IT IS A GREAT FEAT TO ENDURE THE TESTS OF RANKING IN ITSELF!!! TO THOSE OF YOU WHO WOULD DISPARAGE YOURSELVES, I REPLY WITH ONLY THIS: YOU ARE EACH A SPLENDID BEING AND I SWELL WITH PRIDE TO THINK THAT I MAY BE BLESSED WITH THE OPPORTUNITY TO SIT BESIDE THE MOST WONDROUS HUMANS ON THIS ENTIRE BLUE MARBLE.
IN ADDITION TO MY WELL WISHES, IT WOULD DELIGHT ME TO THANK MY FRIENDS FOR THEIR EXCELLENCE, FOR WITHOUT THEM I COULD NOT SUCCEED IN ANY MANNER!!!!!!
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[14 Mar 2011|05:08pm] |
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GREETINGS, YOUNG LADIES AND MENFOLK OF THE MODERN EPOCH OF CAMULUS!!!! THESE FORUMS HAVE BEEN PARTICULARLY BLESSED OF SILENCE AS OF LATE AND WHILE I MUST ADMIT I HOPE IT HAS BEEN CAUSED BY A SUDDEN NEED TO FIND ONESELF IN SITUATIONS OF PRODUCTION, OR PERHAPS COMMUNION WITH NATURE, I AM A VETERAN OF THIS SCHOOL'S PASTIMES AND KNOW BETTER THAN TO BELIEVE IT IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE STATE OF COMATOSE MEANDERING THAT OCCURS AFTER A WEEK OF BOSTONIAN REVELRY!!!! AS SUCH, I RECOMMEND THAT THE GENERAL POPULACE, OR I SUPPOSE IN MORE SPECIFIC TERMS THE POPULACE OF CAMULUS THAT DEEM ME A WORTHY CANDIDATE OF THEIR MOST SPLENDID AND AFFECTION OF FRIENDSHIPS, MEET ME AT THE SOUTHWESTERN EDGE OF THE QUADRANGLE THIS AFTERNOON!!!! I HAVE DELAYED MY DAILY NATURE WALK FOR THIS PURPOSE SPECIFICALLY AND THE FRESH AIR SHALL LIFT YOUR ALCOHOL-DAMPENED SPIRITS IN SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE METHODS!!!!!
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[19 Feb 2011|03:13am] |
SUN HEE, I HAVE AN URGENT MESSAGE TO RELAY TO YOU. I HAVE JUST WOKEN UP FROM A VISION. IN IT YOU ARE STABBED. BEWARE THE SWEET TRILL OF THE KESTREL, FOR IT SHALL SPELL YOUR DOOM. I SHALL TAKE THIS MOMENT TO IMPLORE YOU TO STAY IN BOSTON THIS WEEKEND, FOR IF YOU TRAVEL TO SOUTH KOREA I FEAR FOR YOUR SAFETY.
FILTERED TO: ROBIN.
MY DEAREST BEST OF FRIENDS ROBIN, I MUST INFORM YOU OF MY GRAVE DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOUR ACTIONS AND WORDS THIS EVENING, ALTHOUGH RAPHAEL IS A SCOUNDREL AND A NINNY FOR DISPARAGING YOU SO.
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[08 Feb 2011|12:54pm] |
THERE ARE SEVERAL MATTERS TO DISCUSS WITH YOU ON THIS FINE TUESDAY AFTERNOON, CAMULUS ACADEMY stop
FOREMOST, I FEEL IT IS NECESSARY TO TAKE UPON MYSELF TO DUTY OF CONGRATULATING ALL MEMBERS, NEW, CURRENT, AND INACTIVE, ON THEIR TREMENDOUS ACCOMPLISHMENT stop AS YOU ALL KNOW, I AM NOT IN A SOCIETY MYSELF, BUT I FEEL MAGNIFICENT PRIDE WHEN THINKING OF THE STEPS EACH OF YOU TAKE TO PERFORM YOUR SOCIAL DUTIES stop
FOR THE SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS, I SHALL REQUIRE THE ASSISTANCE OF ONE STUDENT WHO IS OF A TECHNOLOGICAL PERSUASION stop I REALIZE THOSE OF YOU WITH SUCH AN INCLINATION DO NOT THINK OF ME FONDLY, AND I REGRET THAT FROM THE VERY DEPTHS OF MY TIME-SOAKED ENGLISH HEART stop HOWEVER, I IMPLORE YOU TO SEE REASON FOR THE DEVICE I USE TO COMMUNICATE ELECTRONICALLY HAS BEEN FAILING IN SEVERAL RESPECTS stop IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ASSIST ME I ASSURE YOU I SHALL RETURN THE FAVOR IN ANY MANNER AT MY DISPOSAL stop
THIRD, I WOULD ASK THAT WHOEVER IS STEALING MY SEAFOAM GREEN SILK BOWTIE SHOULD RETURN IT TO MY QUARTERS POSTHASTE stop IT IS MY FAVOURITE stop
THAT WILL BE ALL FOR NOW stop I WISH YOU ALL A PLEASANT AND FULFILLING REMAINDER OF THE DAY stop
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